Often, I'm walking down the street or going in someplace when someone asks me, "Who are you," "What are you doing here," and "Why are you still here?" They're quite possibly the questions I'm asked most frequently.

Who am I? My name is Robert (hence the "Bob"). As of January, 2000, I am 19 years old. I am a college student. I study art. I have a penchant for Chanel dresses...oh, wait, I wasn't supposed to say that. I also happen to design websites (oh, you noticed?) for something of a living (as in, I get money, and I design websites, but the two items don't have much of a cause-effect relationship). If you like what you see here, give me a shout out...I might could do the same classy job for you!

What am I doing here? Nothing...looking around...just curious, really...uhh...

What are you still doing here? I was just leaving.

Waaait a minute....

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